Monday, 25 July 2011

Meet the Marauders...


MR. MOONY A.K.A. REMUS: HE IS THE QUIET ONE, SMART, SENSIBLE, AND THE VOICE OF REASON. THE ONE WHO KEEPS THE OTHER THREE IN LINE...KIND OF. HOBBIES ARE: STUDYING, READING, STUDYING AND STUDYING. KILLED BY DOLOHOV, LAST TO DIE. (OH YEAH, I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT HE'S A WEREWOLF.)

MR. PRONGS A.K.A. JAMES: THE PROUD, OBNOXIOUS ONE AND GREAT AT TRANSFIGURATION. HOBBIES INCLUDE STALKING LILY EVANS, CURSING SNAPE, PLAYING QUIDDITCH AND-GUESS WHAT?-CURSING SNAPE. KILLED PERSONALLY BY VOLDEMORT (QUITE AN HONOUR), THE FIRST TO DIE. (ANIMAGUS FORM: STAG.)

MR. PADFOOT A.K.A. SIRIUS: HANDSOME (AND HE KNOWS HE IS) AND OBNOXIOUS (DUH), SIRIUS IS JAMES' COMRADE AND PARTNER IN CRIME. HE PLAYS BEATER FOR THE GRYFFINDOR QUIDDITCH TEAM. HOBBIES ARE: PRANKING, BEING OBNOXIOUS AND (WHO CAN GUESS?) HEXING SLYTHERINS (ESPECIALLY SNAPE). KILLED BY BELLATRIX LESTRANGE, HIS OWN COUSIN. AH, FAMILY LOVE. (ANIMAGUS FORM: A BIG, BLACK DOG, SIMILAR TO THE GRIM.)

MR. WORMTAIL A.K.A. PETER: THE FOLLOWER AND TRAITOR. A BIT (WELL, A LOT) ON THE PLUMP SIDE. NOT VERY SMART, A BIT ON THE DIM SIDE. HOBBIES INCLUDE: TAGGING ALONG, FOLLOWING, EATING AND RATTING FRIENDS OUT. SECOND LAST TO DIE, STRANGLED BY HIS OWN HAND. (ANIMAGUS FORM: A RAT, WHICH SUITS HIM.)

SORRY, FOLKS, BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE AN INTERRUPTION HERE...
JAMES: Wait 'till I get my hands on that traitor! Rant... Rant... Rave... Rave...
SIRIUS: I SHOULD'VE KILLED HIM! HE RAT US ALL OUT...
REMUS: I wish I bit him when I had the chance...

HOW RUDE.